Archive for July, 2007
All over the world, celebrity babes having sex on secret videos
Back when I was younger, I would find myself attracted to blondes somewhat less that my desire to be with a beautiful redhead. Once I had the chance to makeout with a stunning redhaired girl. She was perfect from head to toe and I feel in complete lust with her.
The reason I brought that up is that until Jessica Simpson and her lovely golden hair, I hadn’t really given much thought to blondes. Sure there were plenty of sexy ones around but mostly, like Jessica, they were all dye jobs. To me that’s just covering who you really are. But Jessica Simpson covers it up nicely.
That said, Jessica didn’t cover everything as can be seen in these nude pictures of her exposed nipple. Guess she didn’t have the time to check and see what would be seen before she went out on stage. You can clearly make out that nip too and it looks large and fantastic.
What would you do if Jessica Simpson nude body was spread out on your living room floor? Would you throw rocks at her until she cried or better would you start at her toes and proceed to lick every soft inch of her body? I might try putting a red wig on her just to achieve my fantasy in a more complete way. Then I would roll her over and smack the butt… and jam my dick all up in them guts. I think that was Too Short that sang that but it’s been a long time ago so I am not sure.
Nude Lindsay got you excited? Well check this out.
I’ll never get tired of looking at Lindsay Lohan nude pictures. SHe’s such a pretty celebrity and her freckles are spectacular. Deemed “firecrotch” by some jackass that Paris Hilton was dating, it’s still a cool nickname. Lohan would probably not agree though.
Still, the “does the carpet match the drapes” comment has to be one of the first things that men ask Lindsay Lohan shortly before she strips nude and does lines of cocaine off of their bodies. Let’s pretend that there are only nude women around when this happens because my fantasy of Lindsay doesn’t include multiple dicks.
No my desires involving the redhead star lean more towards bondage and girl on girl action. Do you think that kind of sex would scare Lohan? I doubt it since she hangs out with some very seedy people sometimes and at least once I’m sure that she’s had those previously slit wrists of her’s tied up with ropes. Maybe her freckled back has felt the sting of a whip.
Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t spend hours torturing Lindsay Lohan’s nude body. Maybe whipe her for four or five minutes tops then allow the other three girls in the room to lick Lindsay’s breasts, pussy, and ass while I shove my throbing cock into Lohan’s mouth making her gag with each deep thrust. Perhaps she’d like me to slap her in the face with my dick after giving her what would be my first celebrity facial. Lindsay Lohan probably doesn’t like the taste of cum but she’d need to at least stomach it because I’d want her to snowball my jizz with the other girls while I put her legs over my shoulders and plow her redhaired pussy for hours.
I would then leave the girls and Lohan in the room so they could clean themselves with each other’s tongues and I could upload the entire sex ordeal to the web. Now that would be one heluva sex tape scandal. Now you might think that she’d never do all that but I’d bet she’d rather fuck and suck than spend a possible six years in prison like she might have to do with all of her legal problems. Letting me stick my cock into her asshole doesn’t sound so bad compared, lol.
More nudes for you dudes
Gemma Ward looking stunning in these nude pictures of her. I could not begin to say how in awe of her body that I am. She’s quite a looker from any angel…. hehe i meant to say angle but it still fitting.
Of all the models making the fashion scene right now I would have to give props to the Gemma Ward nude pictures putting her in my top 5. Now if Gemma would just make a celebrity nude sex tape for our viewing pleasure. You know she’s got to be a very fun fuck. Hell, I could nut just seeing her laying nude in my bed like she is in the picture above. I would totally suck her breasts for hours until her nipples were hard pink and sore. Then I would lick her soft pussy for about a week.
And it goes without saying that people would have to pull me off of her if I ever stuck my cock into her snizz. I can only imagine how wet her pussy must be and you know she’s got to have the pinkest snatch on the planet. I need a cold shower now.
Hayden loves being slutty
okay so Hayden Panettiere isn’t exactly nude in this picture but the statue that she is licking the ass of is nude so it’s kind of equals it out. Certainly I’m all for posting pictures of a nude Panettiere but it’s a matter of her taking them.













