Your favorite celebs are having sex right now!

Short people got no reason to live is something that Randy Newman sang about but obviously he hadn’t seen Hayden Panettiere nude at that time so I’ll cut him some slack. What guy wouldn’t like to walk into the girl’s locker room to find Hayden and her friends dressed only in towels and oops “mine accidently fell off”. Just look at that smile… makes me want to shoot my load all over her pretty face. But that’s just me being old fashioned.