Nude Lindsay got you excited? Well check this out.

I’ll never get tired of looking at Lindsay Lohan nude pictures. SHe’s such a pretty celebrity and her freckles are spectacular. Deemed “firecrotch” by some jackass that Paris Hilton was dating, it’s still a cool nickname. Lohan would probably not agree though.

Still, the “does the carpet match the drapes” comment has to be one of the first things that men ask Lindsay Lohan shortly before she strips nude and does lines of cocaine off of their bodies. Let’s pretend that there are only nude women around when this happens because my fantasy of Lindsay doesn’t include multiple dicks.

No my desires involving the redhead star lean more towards bondage and girl on girl action. Do you think that kind of sex would scare Lohan? I doubt it since she hangs out with some very seedy people sometimes and at least once I’m sure that she’s had those previously slit wrists of her’s tied up with ropes. Maybe her freckled back has felt the sting of a whip.

Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t spend hours torturing Lindsay Lohan’s nude body. Maybe whipe her for four or five minutes tops then allow the other three girls in the room to lick Lindsay’s breasts, pussy, and ass while I shove my throbing cock into Lohan’s mouth making her gag with each deep thrust. Perhaps she’d like me to slap her in the face with my dick after giving her what would be my first celebrity facial. Lindsay Lohan probably doesn’t like the taste of cum but she’d need to at least stomach it because I’d want her to snowball my jizz with the other girls while I put her legs over my shoulders and plow her redhaired pussy for hours.

I would then leave the girls and Lohan in the room so they could clean themselves with each other’s tongues and I could upload the entire sex ordeal to the web. Now that would be one heluva sex tape scandal. Now you might think that she’d never do all that but I’d bet she’d rather fuck and suck than spend a possible six years in prison like she might have to do with all of her legal problems. Letting me stick my cock into her asshole doesn’t sound so bad compared, lol.